I love my husband

我很爱我的丈夫 

I love him even though his snoring wakes me up every morning.

即使每天早上他的鼾声都会把我吵醒 

So I’ll scare him awake.

所以我会把他吓醒 

It’s my daily revenge.

这是我每天的复仇行动

 Food Network says you should only put one item in your eggs.

烹饪网站上说你只能往蛋里加一种食材 

But Louie likes everything in them

但是Louie喜欢在鸡蛋里面放一堆食材 

because it’s how his mom made him.

因为他妈妈就是这么做给他吃的 

He calls it “eggs with everything”.

他称之为蛋杂烩 

I call it gross…

我称之为恶心 

But that’s how he loves them.

但他就是喜欢吃这个

 

 And I do all the laundry.

他的脏衣服我也全包了 

Because my mom told me

因为我妈说过：

that a man with dirty clothes is a man that’s not loved by his wife.

一个不体面的男人代表他的妻子不够爱他 

I know it’s old-fashioned.

我知道这很老套 

But now his whites are always white,

现在他的白衬衣都很白 

And all his co-workers will know he’s loved.

他的同事都知道他有一个爱他的妻子了 

He always promises to do it next time

每次他都会说让他来洗 

But I’ll never let him.

但我从没让他动过手

 

And I know he loves me.

我知道他爱我 

Because every time I head off to work,

每次出发去工作 

I feel him watching me leave.

都感觉到他在目送我离开

 

 One of my favorite things is my commute to work.

我最享受的就是在通勤的路上 

It’s my time to myself.

这是一段属于我自己的时光 

And it lets me clear my head before the stress of the day.

这让我在紧张的工作之前可以清空自己的思绪

 

 I’m going blind.

反正我就是要瞎了 

A rare disease I can barely pronounce is taking away my vision.

一种我都不知要怎么发音的罕见疾病 正在夺走我的视力

 

 And I will probably lose my whole career over it.

我的工作也可能保不住了 

I won’t be able to scare Louie anymore.

我不能再把Louie吓醒了 

I can’t make his silly eggs with everything.

我没办法再给他做蛋杂烩了 

The people he works with are going to think I stopped caring about him.

他的同事肯定要觉得我不在乎他了

 

How do you tell the person you love that you’re going blind?

你要怎么跟你爱的人说你快要瞎了？ 

I can’t help but think that I’m becoming his patient not his partner.

我即将要成为Louie的病人 而不是伴侣 

Maybe he’d be happier with someone else.

也许他跟别人在一起会更幸福 

Someone who won’t be a burden.

一个不会成为他的负担的人

 

My wife is going blind…

我的妻子就要失明了 

And she doesn’t want my help.

但她不想要我的帮助 

I want to wake up every morning and tell her that I love her.

每天早上起床的一句话就是想跟她说我爱你

 

 That it’s all gonna be okay.

跟她说一切都会没事的 

But she doesn’t want to hear any of it.

但她什么都不想听

 

I wish I could do all the cooking

我希望由我来料理三餐 

but she insists on doing it on her own.

但她坚持自己做 

She’s even figured out the laundry.

她甚至连洗衣服都自己来 

She still insists on going to work

她依旧坚持上班 

and taking the bus alone.

一个人做公车

 

My heart stops every time I think about her crossing the streets of downtown.

只要一想到她独自穿越车水马龙的街道 我的心就会被揪起 

So even though she doesn’t want me to

所以就算她不想我帮忙 

I follow her every day without her knowing.

我还是每天跟着她 不让她察觉

 

Because that’s what true love is, right?

因为这才是真爱 不是吗？ 

There’s more than just a feeling.

爱不是说说就好 

It’s an action.

而是行动

 

Cecilia will never know how much I do for her.

Cecilia永远都不会知道我为她做的一切 

And I don’t ever need her to know.

她也不需要知道 

That’s how I still love her.

因为我还爱她 

Even though she doesn’t want me to.

即使她拒我于千里之外